Top 5 Reasons Women over 30 Fear a Female President

5. We will be expected to have hobbies other than our children.

4. Equal pay will demand that we pick up the tab more often than not.

3. Since we are visual people, it will become difficult to keep our nipples covered because the

male response to equality of work skirts and tanks, will be to bare their legs in shorts and show-

off their arms in collared polos at work.

2. All subordinate females challenging male supervisors will be viewed as innovative collaborators

not vicious threats, so we will need to prepare ourselves for promotions instead of severance

packages.

1. The need to eat more female food (fruits and vegetables) because the government will

subsidize it over male food (chips and sodapop).